Clean Joke of the Day

One day a teacher was giving a lecture on philosophy, and had the class enthralled. It was a brilliant lecture.

Suddenly, over his head a bright light flashed and an angel came down and approached the teacher. She said, "You are doing such a good job teaching this class, I have decided to give you one wish. You can have infinite money, infinite wisdom, or infinite knowledge."

Thinking for a minute, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom.

She tapped him with a magic wand and disappeared in a flash.

The class leaned forward to hear the first words from a man with infinite wisdom.

He said, "It would have been wiser to take the money..."

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