Clean Joke of the Day

The morticians assistant was watching attentively as his mentor finished the last details on their most recent client.

He noticed the mortician paying extra attention to the shoes.

"Is that a new technique?", the assistant asked.

"No", replied the experienced mortician. "It's just something I've done for years."

Confused, the assistant asked "Is it an old tradition for good luck?"

The mortician looked up and replied, "Sort of. I tie the shoe laces together in case there is a zombie apocalypse. It will be hysterical!"

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