Clean Joke of the Day

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
--Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
--Sir Norman Wisdom

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
--Mike Tyson

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
--John Mendoza

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
--Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
--Geoffrey Parfitt

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